Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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