Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
