pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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