You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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