I don't think brook has ever known best
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
