You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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