Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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