Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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