Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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