Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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