Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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