Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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