Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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