Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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