The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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