I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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