Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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