Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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