they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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