She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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