We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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