Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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