Can i not drive my cunt home
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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