grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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