Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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