Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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