Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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