i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm both gender and math confused
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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