I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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