Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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