have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can't motorboat a personality
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just found puke in my bra..
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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