I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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