i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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