I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
