It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't turn off my feet"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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