I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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