Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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