How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
someone owes me an orgasm
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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