So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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