So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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