i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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