the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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