but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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