Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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