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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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