is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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