no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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