Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
