It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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