Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to jail i love you
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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