She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
