at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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